“Zero F*cks” Crystal Carving

$18.18

Finally, a piece of decor that speaks your truth. This hand-carved Black Obsidian middle finger is the ultimate "Feng Shui for people who have officially run out of f*cks to give." While most crystals are for inviting things in, this one is expertly crafted to keep the nonsense out.

Formed from volcanic glass, Black Obsidian is the premier stone for psychic protection. It acts like a spiritual vacuum, sucking up "bad vibes," office drama, and unwanted energy before they can reach you. Whether you place it on your desk to deflect "per my last email" energy or keep it on a shelf as a cheeky guardian of your peace, its high-gloss midnight finish ensures your boundaries are crystal clear.

Stone: 100% Natural Black Obsidian

Symbolism: Radical Honesty, Energy Shielding, and Peace-Keeping

The Vibe: Sleek, protective, and unapologetically bold.

Finally, a piece of decor that speaks your truth. This hand-carved Black Obsidian middle finger is the ultimate "Feng Shui for people who have officially run out of f*cks to give." While most crystals are for inviting things in, this one is expertly crafted to keep the nonsense out.

Formed from volcanic glass, Black Obsidian is the premier stone for psychic protection. It acts like a spiritual vacuum, sucking up "bad vibes," office drama, and unwanted energy before they can reach you. Whether you place it on your desk to deflect "per my last email" energy or keep it on a shelf as a cheeky guardian of your peace, its high-gloss midnight finish ensures your boundaries are crystal clear.

Stone: 100% Natural Black Obsidian

Symbolism: Radical Honesty, Energy Shielding, and Peace-Keeping

The Vibe: Sleek, protective, and unapologetically bold.